The future is Orange

Woke up to text message from Londan asking me whether I was going to be joining him for a session at Later. For those of you uneducated disco bunnies out there, Later is a Sunday afternoon homo affair that takes place at Fire. This is not what I usually get up to on a Sunday afternoon but seeing as the weather forecast predicted 90% chance of precipitation I thought it would be the brilliant way of spending my Sunday. It was either Later or trying to catch the new Banksy rat exhibition (which Sam told me to check out ages and ages ago).

Grabbed a tiny breakfast of brioche before making freshening myself up for this afternoon’s events. It felt so wrong but yet so strangely delightful drinking at 11:30am in the morning. To ensure that the public transport catching community didn’t latch on I had my alcohol neatly disguised as a soft drink in my Lucozade bottle. On arrival at Fire I had successfully completed level 3 of drunkenness and thankfully avoided the queues from the Beyond crowd.

Walking inside the joint nearly blinded me with darkness. Really had to focus my eyesight so that I could see where I was going. It didn’t take me long to get into the party spirit. Slight hiccup when the fuse went on the main sound system which resulted in the little rooms being used. It was All the usual “Ibiza” suspects were here and some very nice eye candy. David M. was there with his new dishy yummy Singaporean fittie. Am so gonna have to borrow his mail order wife catalogue as I want to treat myself to two of those as an early Xmas pressie. Sunday afternoon clubbing really is the new way forward.

Afterwards Londan dragged me to Factory for a night called Juice. Somehow I knew this wasn’t going to be a worthwhile venture and I was right. Maybe they should try changing the name to Juicy instead to make a night a success.

Popped into town for a couple of drinks to decide on how else we could entertain ourselves on a Sunday evening. After two drinks we decided a night at Orange was the perfect way to round off the evening. Didn’t make it to Orange as I received some terrible news.