Jan C's 51st bidet

Went to Jan's house in Vauxhall in the afternoon for her civilised 51^st birthday drinks with my ol' skool posse. Surprised that Earl actually turned up having not seen him for absolute ages. The only people that didn't make it tonight were Lola and Clitty. Got jealous when I found out that Paul & Cliff were going to the Hustla Ball next week in Berlin.

Jan's place is looking much better even though she has still got a lot of stuff scattered about in her bedroom. She was glad that her daughter is now not living with her (she is currently in LA dating some dude called Bryan). For someone that is 51 she is looking remarkable well for her age. I think this is because she has got a bit of Asian in her genes.

Marvin kept trying to enlarge the hole in the knee area of jeans. I punished him by dragging him along the floor; first time was by his hand and then second time was by his foot. With his weight gain over the last few years I felt like I had been given the strength of ten lions.

Daddy Dick did his usual repeat performance at Jan's birthdays by consuming too much weed. This resulted in him spending some time in Jan's bathroom puking up......