9 Nov 2005

3 months too much?

Tony Blair got bitch slapped bad this evening by the numerous dildos he has been complacently riding on over the last few years of his administration. This kick to his not-so-left butt has definitely been long overdue. Hopefully this will cause him so much anxiety that he doesn't pee properly for the next 90 days. Not that I want a beastly Tory (again) or Gordon ’missing millions’ Brown to be the next Prime Minister, but it would be nice to see some sensible policies appearing in the government’s agenda and forthcoming manifesto.

Managed to pop into Acton’s only sex shop (quite close to the supermarche where I usually pickup my courgettes) late this afternoon. Surprised that there were a few shady looking customers in there happily browsing away at the hetty stuff. Looked around to see whether they had anything that would interest me, and like any good small business they had their bum sex proudly on display occupying 20% of their products. Apart from the customary DVD’s & vids there were also toys, lube and light S&M gear for my fellow neighbours to buy as Christmas gifts for their loved ones. West London rocks!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Are you dropping hints about Christmas presents you'd like?

"toys, lube and light S&M gear"

We'll se what we can do ;)