Dr Fuck's bidet

Went down to The Rocket pub in Acton to join Dr. Fuck for his 35th birthday drinks. Was invited to the dinner beforehand but didn't make it in time. A few new faces tonight which included the lovely South African couple Alan & Ondine as well as Dr Fuck’s new 23yo bid of trade. As soon as I found out that Alan was a vet we had a chit chat about the pros and cons of K. Was asked to complete a page from this pornographic join the dots book and sign it off. Mine was titled Aroma de Haddock a la Cod.

After the pub shut we went back to Fritz’s place to finish off two bottles of champagne. Was very impressed with the black glossy look that Cynthia had achieved with her table. Had a game of midnight chess which resulted in me losing because I sacrificed a strong attacking position for a few of my pieces. Told Fritz his flat needed the gay touch. He had lovely pieces of furniture (as well as some dodgy ones) but also too many things cluttering up the place kept in the wrong places. As he was pissed I don’t know whether he was offended or not but I just found it impossible to suppress my interior design recommendations.