Flip Flops

Throughout my teenage years my mother and I have never quite seen eye-to-eye on some of the garments she’s purchased for me. My mum usually dresses very well when it comes to selecting items from her extensive collection. Most of my mother’s friends usually comment on how well she dresses in that unfailing smart conservative style of hers. Before my mum went to Hong Kong I asked her to pick me up some funky waterproof flip flops for me. She arrived back yesterday and I was surprised to see these beauties:

Fucking love ‘em.