20 Jan 2006

Colin's new found status

Juicelog Fri 200106: there are numerous mates & friends of mine who find it hard to believe that I came out of mother’s punani approximately 30 years 4 months ago. But I did, and grew up as a teenager indulging in the acting abilities of the old skool, par example: Tom (not very tall & not very gay) Cruise, Michael (also not very tall) J. Fox, Luke (sexy smile) Perry, etc.

Having not paid much attention to the new breed of HeatTM wannabes I saw a 13 minute clip of a film that dazzled me straight away. Clearly if there is going to a challenger to Brokeback Mountain at The Oscars this is going to be the magnus opus that will kick those gay cowboy butts. In a few minutes Colin Farrell breathtaking performance left me wondering has a new Hollywood gold standard been set and will this inspire the many struggling and determined waiters-cum-actors out there in LA.

Before you all rush out to your local multiplex trying to book tickets, I’m afraid to say that this will not be on commercial release. Juicylites who are still on my rolodex and have a birthday coming up soon will be receiving a flat 5"x5.5" parcel accompanied with matching Playboy ribbon.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

CNN's website had a video feature about this including a short clip Colin's tackle blurred out. I definitely need to see the full... um.. thing.

P.S. My birthday is March 16th incase for any reason you were wondering.