Juicelog Sat 220406: My name has always been my unique trademark. It’s so goddamn good that they have named a club in my honour. I can’t wait till the high streets start selling Juicy tape measures, pipettes and eau de toilette.
Whilst I was doing the guestlist thing last night at Popstarz I got the usual cheeky response from the doorperson. As I was picking up my ticket from him I also found out there was an “Ashtray” on Dennis’s guestlist. That must be one of the unsexiest names I’ve heard in quite a while. Even though it scores points on the memorable front, I’m not sure if this is a moniker that can be used when singing happy birthday. Dennis T really really needs to give Ashtray a slap with my name glove as I quite simply refuse to share a guestlist with such an unimaginative individual.
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