Ashley's big 3-0

Juicelog Sat 200506: Lifelessly sauntered down to the Champagne Bar tonight for Ashley’s belated 30^th bidet conference. Bumped into Johnie V. and Londan outside the venue. Curiously Johnie V took absolutely ages walking down one flight of stairs.

From the numbers that turned up tonight, it became quite apparent to me how Ashley has amassed literally hundreds of (male and female) friends over the course of 30 years. Apart from chums, Ashley has also harvested three mothers along his journey as well - birth, foster and step. Myself included (as his gay mother) would bring the total up to four.

Alison (aka Miss Boobies) made me chuckle when she screamed at Ashley to change his Simon Cowell outfit before we went down to da club. I think Ashley consumed a little bit too much champagne as he ended his twinkties with a dance move that I've never ever seen him perform before.



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