Spit it out

Juicelog Wed 240506: After many months of chit chatting on messenger I finally got round to meeting up with Richard (a fit 22yo linguistics student) as I was in need of some juicing. 22yo is really as low as I’d go because we all know that the magic formula is:

Minimum age = (your age / 2) +7
Maximum age = (your age – 7) x 2

When I went into his bedroom I thought I’d get things going as I needed to meet Matt B. (good friend of mine from Bristol) in town afterwards for a catch up drink. Before I even had a chance to tell him to strip he stuck his arm out with a tissue firmly placed on the palm of his hand and asked me to spit my chewing gum out as he strongly disliked the taste of mint (even though he used mint flavoured toothpaste). Chewing gum is not something I like giving up as I like to remain fresh at all times. Begrudgingly I handed it over with a you-will-pay-for-this-in-a-moment look.