3 Jun 2006

Double Entry

Juicelog Sat 030606: A tiny faction from the finance department of Big Britain (Miss Boobies, James I, Barra, La Isla Benito, DBB and myself) swam, sunbathed and picnic’d it in the blazing sun this afternoon in Hampstead Heath. James’s mate (Erik) bought a selection of petit cakes from Paul. My favourite were the miniature carrot cakes.

Knowledge = Power
Miss Boobies tried to explain to me what group relief and double entry was. The concept of group relief was quite a clever concept. Double entry was slightly a trickier one to pick up. A whole heap of definitions were used during my tutorial:

Miss Boobies “if you look at your bank statement then double entry is always a track for every debit / credit
DBB “if it were physics then double entry would be for every action there is a reaction

And my favourite…..

James I “sweetie, nothing in life comes for free



Ass = Power
The heath today was busy which meant we had limited choice in our picnic location. This was due to the fact that half of London and myself have all been waiting quite some time for mister sunshine to materialise. My reason was purely selfish as I was quite eager to get rid of the tan lines (which resulted from my Egypt holiday). Each time I exposed my booty we all noticed that people in the surrounding areas around our picnic spot seemed to freely surrender their additional patches of grass.

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