Juicelog Mon 260606: Ealing Council have recently started a new recycling scheme. Last week I received a 21 litre green box (also known as a food waste bin) in which I am able to dispose of my food waste. The food waste is then collected each week and converted into compost. This is a brilliant initiative as this is essentially an extension of the garden compost bins idea, which allows apartments and flats (that don’t have gardens) to ensure that their biodegradable food waste is recycled thus preventing it from being sent to landfill sites.
Looking at my week’s worth of food litter I was quite impressed with the sizeable portions of fruit and veg I managed to chomp through. Witnessing my salubrious healthy diet I gave myself a firm but sensual mental pat on the back as well as performing two Michael Jackson hand-on-crotch spins. Following the 720o turn I noticed my other recycle bin which comprised of a few Guardian newspapers deliberately covering up last week’s copy of Boyz & QX. Protruding from one of the corners was one empty bottle of whisky glaring at me in a scolding manner. Immediately I neatly tucked this underneath the homo mags. If and when my local council comes to updating their recycling policy so that it include plastics, then like a obedient resident I will place my used condoms underneath the booze.
In a wacky kind of way the rules that govern my recycle box:
current affairs > homos > alcohol > sex
which looks like the exact opposite of my world.
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