Juicelog Sat 120806: This weekend I got made homeless as my Auntie Brenda and cousin from Hong Kong stayed at my flat. My mum didn’t want my Aunt to find out about my unwholesome cock obsession which meant I had to de-gay my flat completely.
As a result of my Aunt’s visit, I had to seek refuge at Mistress Cynthia’s pussy parlour. For those of you who have had the delights in touching my smooth ageless skin will know that I’m allergic to cats. Luckily I didn’t react to Suki & Ollie (Fritz’s cats). Fritz informed me that my allergy was most likely due to the juices inside the cats mouth, and as cats lick themselves this is why I don’t have any tank tops in my wardrobe made from cat hairs.
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1 comment:
I remember Tom and Matt de-gaying our Marylebone house in preparation for (Matt)Mother's arrival. I'm glad that's all finished with now. My sympathies.
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