Uninvited Guest

Juicelog Mon 210806: In keeping with my tidy appearance I tend to give my flat a bit of a rinse every now and again. During the course of my tidying up tonight I caught a glimpse of this black creature about 8cm long scuttle past me at lightning speed. With no human induced brain injury having taken place over the past two days I was quite certain that my mind was not playing tricks on me.

Not expecting this tiny little creature at my mister muscle party I jumped back feeling startled. I couldn’t quite work out what it was given my shock but I suspect it is either a mouse or a beetle. And with this in mind I went to my DIY toolbox and located the biggest hammer find in order to rectify my problem. Having nervously searched every nook and cranny of my lounge I could not unearth the insolent lil’ perpetrator and have taken some extreme measures to ensure that all routes to the kitchen have now been barricaded. Unfortunately my lounge door has a little gap underneath it and so I have had to do a little bit of improvisation:

My record of cleanliness has always been second to none and to have witnessed a little rodent in my home has put me at unease now. It’s the first time I’ve gone to bed worrying about three inches.