What My Shorts Caught

Juicelog Sat 111106: Feeling bored I went for a slightly different disco outfit tonight and opted to go out in my white shorts instead of my usual clubwear. As predicted this produced a few salacious stares and cheeky remarks.

During the course of the evening my shorts caught the attention of a 27yo chap by the name of Kieran. In the past Kieran has never acknowledged my existence let alone batted an eyelid at me. With the Londan seal of approval (one of the highest accolades that can be bestowed upon the mere mortals of Vauxhallsville) and a rubber-stamped authorisation form, I swapped a smile with him which drew him closer into my local vicinity. We then got talking. Our conversation was the usual exchange of basic demographics that usually takes place between two unacquainted people getting to know each other.

After a few minutes Kieran decided he wanted to let me know how much he admired my outfit. With a couple of lines of sweet talking he proceeded with an attempted unsanctioned detailed inspection of them. In his quality control role, he initiated the first part of the analysis by determining exactly what material they were made of by touching the back of my shorts. In doing so a large section of my left booty was accidentally clasped. As it was done in the name of research I overlooked his violation.

He also wanted to remove my ivory coloured apparel so that he could read the little label at the back to determine the country of origin. Like a true gentlemen he offered me privacy by trying a couple of times to lure me into a toilet cubicle. At this point I declined and decided to keep away from his Saturday night mojo.

Now I’m by no means a conservative prude or an angel. Hell, I even invented several jillion new ways a toilet cubicle can be used (way back in 2003). My lack of enthusiasm stemmed from how unchallenging and easy I found the whole episode. If there is one thing I learnt tonight is that I cannot be enticed and tempted that easily. Not unless your outfit is easier to remove than mine.