Bent Dick’s Bidet

Juicelog Sun 140107: Leaving Christie’s bidet drinks with a little pack of fudge tucked away in my back pocket, I travelled towards the direction of Mecca in the early hours of the morning to get to Shoreditch. As I was about four hours late I wasn’t too sure whether I had missed the party. Not being the last person to enter Bent Dick’s pad I think my arrival time was perfect.