26 Aug 2007

F.I.L.F (Fathers I would Like to Funk)

Juicelog Sun 260807: Consumed a large dosage of Pimms this afternoon with Ross and just managed to make it into the West End for last orders. With my powers zapped, I decided that I would take a CEO styled petit 20 minute siesta on the Northern Line tube. I awoke from my power nap and got hauled into the 2 sewers by Ross.

Halfway through the evening I met a 30yo cutie by the name of Jamie. Sixth tenths of the way through the evening I was impressed by the rhythm of his hips. Eight twelfths of the evening I discovered his lips were even better than his hips. Three quarters of the way through the evening I found out he had a 16yo daughter. Ninth tenths of the evening I discovered he had just turned 31 and at the end of the evening I understood what it meant to be a FILF.

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