There you go, Winnebago.

Juicelog Sat 011207: A seedy cook from Leeds attempted to beat Juicepig (that’s my new nickname apparently) in a game of chess tonight. Taking out my queen at an early stage, I made a comeback making the most of my strong central positioning and eventually whooped the cook’s ass. Even though he didn’t excel with the chess, he made me chuckle a lot with some of his homemade northern expressions. In his trail of entertaining witticisms and gags, he left behind a white cloudy mess on my lovely red coffee table. Juicepig likes the way this one moves and grooves.