11 Jan 2008

A Big Slip Up

Juicelog Fri 110108: This morning I made an error of judgement, and slipped up appallingly. The fall was quite horrific and I’ve really injured myself bigtime. Even though I was able to prevent myself from falling, I somehow lost my footing and spiralled downwards rapidly. Before I fell I could visualise the moment I was about to plummet and desperately looked for something to grab onto.

Being the brainless idiot that I am, I reacted inappropriately and have now ended up damaging the most delicate part of my body (which is juicing out a massive amount of unbearable hurt and ache). Unfortunately this part of my body is so hyper-sensitive it cannot be inspected or alleviated by my doctor. I am trying to have to work out how I am going to be able to self remedy this intense anguish and pain. If anyone knows where I can get hold of Lum Lum’s 48:20 tonic, I would be eternally grateful.

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