Haremere Hall

Juicelog Fri 270608: You can take the boy out of the blue rinse, but not the blue rinse out of the boy. Well, not unless you decide to spend a weekend down at Haremere Hall (in Etchingham). Celebrating Paul, Dan and David’s bidets we indulged in a weekend of trolley cleaning, mah jong, karaoke and a spot of lawn games.

The Two & Only

Juicelog Thurs 260608: Boobita put on her best g-lord outfit to join us (Fragiler, Danny & Robbish) for Jay Johnson’s The Two & Only show (at the Arts Theatre). Reviving voice throwing in a 90 minute show, this chatty man brings in his friends (hidden in various boxes) one by one throughout the show.

With incredible tightly pursed lips, he gets through his memoirs and the history of ventriloquism. The script only really lightens up when he introduces the monkey. A range of non-stateside accents and female voices would have created some much needed variety.

Hot Tub '08

Juicelog Sat 210608: Postmen are no longer as fit as they once were. The ones in SW19 are pretty hefty and take a lot longer to empty their sacks. Not being quick enough on their feet, our industrial sized order of the natural yella stuff was not delivered on time this afternoon.

Grinding up some lesbian dust whilst chanting Cathedral hymns we created our own indoor rays as the boys slipped in and out of their tub outfits.

China Design Now

Juicelog Sat 140608: The V&A museum in conjunction with HSBC, put on their China Design Now exhibition. Selecting three coastal cities (Shenzhen, Shanghai and Beijing) they showcased Chinese design with artwork, calligraphy, film, costumes, toys, mobile phones, painting, CD covers, web pages and mini architectural models.

Surprise Surprise in Nick's Eyes

Juicelog Thurs 120608: Pecking on a late lunch we went down to Cha Cha Moon (on Ganton Street) before going to Nick’s surprise dinner. Cha Cha Moon is an upscale version of Wagamama’s. It's an incredibly cheap (at £3.50 a dish) offering modern tasty Chinese noodle based dishes. Locating the right Pizza Express, we waved our little flags as Nick walked through with a stunned look upon his orange’d up face.