Popbitch fodder

Juicelog Thurs 230306: This morning I picked up a rumour from one of the consultants (at work) that a tres D-list celebrity will be admitted to our Service tomorrow. This person actually came in this afternoon (driven in on a 911 red porsche) as I was popping out for lunch. S/he looked very spotty compared to how they appeared on a popular Channel 4 reality TV show.