A Present

Juicelog Fri 130707: Went drinking tonight in town tonight and bumped into Johnny P and Giblet at that cheesy club on the corner. We had a mini chuckle on the pre-journey home when we met this laddish Essex-type boyracer in his early tweenies.

Standing outside the club waiting stood there suited and booted with one of those modern mobile phone ear pieces. When we quizzed him what he was doing he told us he was waiting for his multi millionaire boyfriend to turn up. After giving us details and financial status of his rich dude, I then proceeded to ask him what was in his mini packet. Inside his little bag was a birthday pressie. With very little persuasion he then treated us with a glimpse to the magical gift he was due to bestow upon his fella. Reaching in he slowly pulled out a gift box and proudly opened it up to show us his magical purchase. Inside we were greeted with dainty but exceptionally shiny bling of all blings necklace. The gold chain had two alphabet letters attached to it in what looked like diamond stones. We subsequently discovered the letters were the initials of his wealthy boyfriend.

Now I know what you’re thinking. But I still want that Braun food processor no matter what.